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7/7/09

Jason Whitlock Calls Serena Williams Fat! You Call This Fat?



Serena Williams has all the ingredients to be Michael Jordan, Jim Brown and Muhammad Ali rolled into one made-for-TV package. She is quite possibly the most gifted female athlete in our lifetime.

Unfortunately for us, she lacks the courage to fulfill her destiny.

She'd rather eat, half-ass her way through non-major tournaments and complain she's not getting the respect her 11-major-championships résumé demands.

She complains about being ranked No. 2 in the world when she's not bitching on Twitter or her blog about new rules that forbid Wimbledon players from eating in the locker room.

Seriously, how else can Serena fill out her size 16 shorts without grazing at her stall between matches?


Has anyone SEEN Jason Whitlock? Are you kidding me?

For more of his ridiculous attack on Serena Williams body for being more ripped than his, click here.

I will blog about this more when I get back. It find it interesting that he is attacking her physique for not being skinnier. INTERESTING, because she's probably low on the body fat percentage, and high on the muscle mass. If you complain, you should complain that she may be too muscular, but too fat?

Jason Whitlock must be the Kate Moss type. I think a woman, especially a black woman, who is in better shape than he is, upsets him. You're projecting, Mr. Whitlock. Not a good look...

He's also PANDERING to his core audience of peckerwoods who secretly masterbate to Serena, while decrying her "fat butt."

Hottentot anyone?

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10 comments:

RainaHavock said...

He don't have permission to say shit!

A. Spence said...

We naturally have a more muscular body type and her body is BEAUTIFUL!!! If I only had the dedication to working out like she does..boy. Everyone isn’t built to be paper thin and women come in all shapes. As do men…as I’m sure he knows. And he’s too fat to be writing anything if we want to use this. He should look more like the Rock then.

Max Reddick said...

Did he mean fat as in F-A-T or fat as in P-H-A-T? Because if it is the former and not the latter, that fool has lost his darn mind! Who cannot appreciate a figure like that?

marci said...

(am copy/pasting my comment over at black snob on this subject...)

i wonder what freud would say about this beastly, feral little man..
his obsession with a woman's physique is not the healthiest...
the borderline fetishistic language..usage of food to describe bottoms in a way that creeps me out... (and i read the piece twice before commenting to make sure i was not being overly sensitive because of my love of serena...)
''oozing pumpkin''??
oozing?? hmmnnn.... anyone think of a pumpkin ''oozing'' lately??
and ''A stuffed onion is a booty so round and tight''
he has REALLY thought about this subject.. and a lot...
and it's a tad perverse...
it would not surprise me for it to be revealed that this troll has a den in his house with pictures of women's bottoms all over the walls..

mari said...

what a fat creep. serena's body is all kinds of sexy/beastly! that girl betta work! i refuse to read more of this guy...just pure WACKNESS.

Marrell said...

Wow, I am overweight and trying to work my way down to looking something as fierce as Serena. He's calling her fat? Really? He's probably just made that she's more cut than he is.

Menelik Charles said...

Wow!

I can honestly say with my hand on heart that Serena Williams is just the most awesome woman on this earth!

Seriously, I am a grown man in my late 30s, a 4-year old daughter and yet...I have two FRAMED pics of Serena on my bedroom side table lol

Any criticism of her drives me nuts! She's not fat but fit, phat 'n' fabulous!

Menelik Charles
London England

Anonymous said...

God that man is a freaking ugly troll. What woman in their right mind would want to snuggle up to his dookey behind.

Anonymous said...

Off topic this is for your comment on Racialicous and others like it maybe you all shouldn't get your sense of 'empowerment' from rap music in the first place. And this whole 'evil rap is suffocating the pure nature of black women' is getting VERRRRY tiresome and is extremely hypocritical. Especially when tou take into account nobody gave a RAT'S ASS about rap and hip-hop until white kids starting listening now everyone wants to play 'polly pureheart' all while ignoring EVERY other form of entertainment out there that is sexist and misogynist as it wanne be. If is wrong for one then it's WRONG for all period.

Todays Drum said...

One thing is for sure....she's a great tennis player!

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