Why Are We Dignifying Tiger Woods' Jumpoffs and Birds With Attention?

You know... *sigh*

This Tiger Woods thing is getting old. Matter of fact, it got old A WHILE ago. I hoped it would die or some other dumb celeb would screw up but that hasn't happened yet, and until it does, Tiger Woods will be all over the news (Yes, I laughed at the SNL skit).

I have not been partial to Tiger because I never felt that the guy was genuine. I don't know why. When people come from such an interesting background, I feel like they owe a sense of humility to those who look up to them. It's like he rode the coat tails of "color" and then when he "transcended" color, he just said screw it, and turned his back on the people that made him more than just "some dude who plays golf well."

So he cheats with a bunch of skeezers and skanks, and POW we're all supposed to care? That's Elin's problem. Not mine. I don't care who he screwed. I'm not surprised he cheated on her.

But even so, he's kind of kept to himself a bit. Not the birds he's screwed with though. Look, these women aren't birds for sleeping with Tiger. They are birds for sleeping with a married man and flaunting it in the MEDIA. I could understand if they told a best friend and swore them to secrecy. Hell, if I chopped down John Cena or Idris Elba, I'd tell all my friends! Correction, I would tell close friends because I'm not a moron like the broads coming out of the woodworks to talk about Tiger.

"I fucked Tiger Woods! Hello? Anyone? Give me attention! Whore for propaganda here!" Shut these chickens up already!

Well guess what chicks? I fucked and am still fucking Mr. Slim, and may have masturbated to some celeb I'd have liked to chop down back in the day. Where the hell is my cookie?

*tapping foot*

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