4/5/10
Oh, Erykah! How I Love Thee!
12/31/09
10 Things and People I'd Like To See Become Irrelevant in 2010
WHEW! Happy New Year if you don't hear from me on Twitter!
While my other friends party it up, I will be at home with the family, playing poker and drinking. I don't fuck with drunk drivers, and seeing as how most people are too stupid to understand that BASIC fact, especially on New Year's Eve, I stay my ass at home.
With that said, I love New Year's because it's another shot. It's like a graduation day for the entire human race who's alive at that time. And my birthday is just six days away on January 7th. WHOO HOO!!! It's all about RENEWAL. There are just some people and things I would like to see become irrelevant in 2010. I just don't care what they do, and I pray that the rest of the world banishes them to like a Siberia or something. Here we go!
2) Sarah Palin: It's not that she's a Conservative. It's just that she's a STUPID conservative. She's vapid and she doesn't know when to shut up. Not even looking like a dumbass stops her. Sarah, please just work on yourself first before you step out the gate again in 2010. Matter of fact, take all of 2010 off.
3) Crappy Movie remakes: By the time I watched Transformers 2 (and their DAMNED Coonbots/Sambots), I was mentally and emotionally drained from the first one and news that they would redo G.I. Joe. What the fuck? They ruined my childhood... Or damn near tried! Where the hell was Baroness' accent in the G.I. Joe flick? Why, Megan Fox? Why? And since when does Devastator have BALLS??? Fuck you Hollywood and keep your shitty remakes in 2010.
11/6/09
Who Needs Clothes?
When Lady Gaga did the leotard thing, I was like... Okay, I guess...
Beyonce did the whole Leotard thing all of this year, and part of last year, and she doesn't want to stop. Who joined the action? Why Britney Spears' unstable ass!
I was watching Brandy's "Baby" video, and I remarked on how the clothes were hip (for the time) but they were covering her. Granted Brandy was younger, but for the most part, Brandy kept it cool, not tricking herself out.
Her fashion was on point, her makeup was outstanding and her singing was good.
I commend Beyonce and Britney's physiques, but if I wanted to see broads with nice bodies gyrating in lingerie, I'd hit a strip club.
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