WHEW! Happy New Year if you don't hear from me on Twitter!
While my other friends party it up, I will be at home with the family, playing poker and drinking. I don't fuck with drunk drivers, and seeing as how most people are too stupid to understand that BASIC fact, especially on New Year's Eve, I stay my ass at home.
With that said, I love New Year's because it's another shot. It's like a graduation day for the entire human race who's alive at that time. And my birthday is just six days away on January 7th. WHOO HOO!!! It's all about RENEWAL. There are just some people and things I would like to see become irrelevant in 2010. I just don't care what they do, and I pray that the rest of the world banishes them to like a Siberia or something. Here we go!
1)
Nadya "Octomom" Suleyman: She was just so sad in that she felt the need to bring in a litter of children, without a father, into the world and didn't have shit going for her. Talk about rewarding pieces of shit with gold. I only have two kids and their fathers (my fiance and my ex-husband) are involved. That shit is hard with three of us (not including extended fam in the immediate area). I cannot IMAGINE what the hell she was thinking. I hope she becomes irrelevant in 2010 and gets her life together.
2)
Sarah Palin: It's not that she's a Conservative. It's just that she's a STUPID conservative. She's vapid and she doesn't know when to shut up. Not even looking like a dumbass stops her. Sarah, please just work on yourself first before you step out the gate again in 2010. Matter of fact, take all of 2010 off.
3)
Crappy Movie remakes: By the time I watched Transformers 2 (and their DAMNED Coonbots/Sambots), I was mentally and emotionally drained from the first one and news that they would redo G.I. Joe. What the fuck? They ruined my childhood... Or damn near tried! Where the hell was Baroness' accent in the G.I. Joe flick? Why, Megan Fox? Why? And since when does Devastator have BALLS??? Fuck you Hollywood and keep your shitty remakes in 2010.
4) Celebrity Twitter (and all the shit that comes with it): Some girl eats her cat because Miley Cyrus won't come back to Twitter. Swizz Beats and Mashonda argue over their separation and divorce. All of this happens over Twitter and I'm sick of it. It's like they don't get enough attention as it is, so they act out on Twitter.
5) Dick Cheney: Need I say more? Ol' Darth Vader ass...
6) Nicki Minaj and that Black Barbie Bullshit: Grown women with not even a pot to piss in are running around calling themselves five star chicks and black Barbies (really? Grow the fuck up!) because of this chick right here: Nicki Minaj. She has potential, but she has a hell of a lot more work to do before she's any good.
It's not that I hate her being "different." She just can't rap for shit as a whole and she has to be the black (insert barely talented white woman here) all the damned time. Her names have been Nicki Lewinsky, Black Hannah Montana and Black Sarah Jessica Parker. How about you just be black Nicki Minaj? If you don't think that this broad drank too much of that Barbie kool-aid, you're blind as hell.
7) Whoring for Propaganda: Got an album to sell? Release the Kraken and get to slangin' some ass via sex tape. What about real talent? I'm not mad at sex tapes. I just think it's lame to use that to get some publicity. Hopefully, people will realize it's a fail and keep it pushing.
This also goes for chicks who sleep with famous men and then come out the woodworks for money and child support (if pregnant). What upstanding women!
8) Tiger Woods: At this point in time, I don't care if Tiger Woods fucks cows, just shut up about him already. He's an idiot and she's a golddigger if she stays with him after 14 women came forward about sleeping with him.
9) Kanye West: After his bullshit stunt with Taylor Swift, I am okay with him staying gone in 2010.
10) Teabaggers/Birthers: Last but not least, I'd like to see the teabaggers teabagged to death by giant horse balls. Miserable, uneducated, angry, highly reactionary and just plain stupid, they definitely made 2009 one of the dumbest years ever. I personally think they are a perfect example of why cousin to cousin marriage should be outlawed in ALL states, not just some.
Honorable mentions: Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, Perez Hilton, Glenn Beck, old guard Black Democrats, Michael Bay, Celebrity Seaborn and his harem of confused broads, Miley Cyrus and her money hungry parents, shitty parenting in general and Tila fucking Tequila.
Who do YOU think should be irrelevant in 2010?
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